Stats and records 📊

The whole game by the numbers. All play money.

🐋 Biggest trade

@000Trio sold $2,204,510 of $SWOZN Woz

🔥 Most traded person: $TINY Destiny (641 trades)

⚖️ Left vs Right

🗂️ Most valuable categories

1. 1🎙️ Commentators$405,277 · 16 people
2. 2🏛️ Politicians$364,689 · 18 people
3. 3🎥 Creators$164,151 · 9 people
4. 4💻 Computer scientists$30,607 · 2 people
5. 5📰 Journalists$9,742 · 2 people

🕵️ Heists

💰 Biggest score: @000Trio took $3,000 from SafeBot

🎯 Most robbed: SafeBot (22 times)

🎈 Inflation

$872 has melted off idle cash so far, at 3.7% a year (US CPI, Sep 2026).

🏦 The bank

💰 Best trades

1. 1

   @mcd on $CLAV Clavicular

   +$14,916 (+41.4%) on $36,040 · held 3 hr

2. 2

   @mcd on $TINY Destiny

   +$12,093 (+106.5%) on $11,350 · held 20 hr

3. 3

   @mcd on $TINY Destiny

   +$9,181 (+36.9%) on $24,894 · held 20 hr

🤡 Worst trades

1. 1

   @000Trio on $SWOZN Woz

   −$22,100 (−1.0%) on $2,226,555 · held 4 min

2. 2

   @000Trio on $HSN Hasan Piker

   −$13,884 (−2.3%) on $608,937 · held 3 min

3. 3

   @HamasAbi on $CLAV Clavicular

   −$5,557 (−71.9%) on $7,726 · held 5 hr

📈 Biggest paper gains

1. 1

   @MeYouUs on $NATE PRSEK

   +$101,618 (+110.6%) on $91,858 · held 41 days so far

2. 2

   Someone on $TINY Destiny

   +$39,816 (+350.8%) on $11,350 · held 45 days so far

3. 3

   @SAB on $SNRKM Daniel Saltman

   +$19,115 (+173.8%) on $11,000 · held 44 days so far

🎒 Biggest bag holders

1. 1

   @Prisoner_F80623 on $TINY Destiny

   −$3,887 (−40.9%) on $9,494 · held 44 days so far

2. 2

   @000Trio on $JHUA Jensen Huang

   −$1,537 (−1.0%) on $157,380 · held 32 days so far

3. 3

   @1Rab on $SNRKM Daniel Saltman

   −$1,468 (−12.5%) on $11,733 · held 31 days so far

🐻 Best shorts

Nobody has bought back a short at a profit yet.

🍋 Worst shorts

1. 1

   @mcd on $NATE PRSEK

   −$1,190 (−15.4%) on $7,747 · held 7 days

💎 Longest holds

1. 1

   Someone on $TINY Destiny

   45 days and still holding · +$5,076

2. 2

   @MomentumBot on $GAV Gavin Newsom

   45 days and still holding · +$287

3. 3

   @Snpy on $TINY Destiny

   45 days and still holding · +$2,486

⚡ Shortest holds

1. 1

   @Prisoner_61A6EB on $HUTCH Hutch

   2 min · −$0

2. 2

   @000Trio on $HSN Hasan Piker

   3 min · −$13,884

3. 3

   @SteadyBot on $TINY Destiny

   3 min · −$0