IN PRISON
Locked up for cheating. Their account and money are frozen.
Trading since Sep 24, 2026
Season 3 (this week)
No trades this season yet.
1 season played · best finish #26
Moonshot
Epic
Doubled their money on someone
Speedrunner
Epic
Traded within 2 minutes of signing up
Big Spender
Rare
Put $5,000+ into one trade
Early Bird
Rare
Invested before 1,000 shares had sold
Both Sides
Rare
Holds left-leaning and right-leaning people at once
Bought High, Sold Low
Rare
Sold at a 25%+ loss
Late Filer
Common
Paid a late penalty on tax day
Model Citizen
Common
Paid capital gains tax before tax day
Index Investor
Common
Invested in an ETF
First Trade
Common
Made their first trade
