IN PRISON
Locked up for cheating. Their account and money are frozen.
Trading since Sep 24, 2026
Season 1 (this week)
#23 of 23 · −$11,088.62 (−80.1%)
Finished seasons show up here. A new season starts every Monday; money carries over.
Speedrunner
Traded within 2 minutes of signing up
Big Spender
Put $5,000+ into one trade
Early Bird
Invested before 1,000 shares had sold
Both Sides
Holds left-leaning and right-leaning people at once
Bought High, Sold Low
Sold at a 25%+ loss
Model Citizen
Paid capital gains tax before tax day
Index Investor
Invested in an ETF
First Trade
Made their first trade
